How to Cleanse Your House with Sage http://blog.freepeople.com/2014/08/cleanse-home-2/
Decide which room you want to begin the ceremony in and stand at the center (if you have a partner, have them stand with you). Breathe deeply and set your intention for the room. Your intention can be anything you’d like it to be, but it should include a sentence or two about freeing the space from any pre-existing impurities and negativity. … As you do this, visualize the smoke sucking up all the negativity that might have existed in the space before you and drifting out the open windows and doors. Just as you washed away the literal preexisting grime with a mop and bucket, now you’re washing away the spiritual dirt.
Gentlemen avert your eyes - DIY Homemade Female Lady Bits Wash. http://www.onegoodthingbyjillee.com/2014/07/make-natural-feminine-cleanser.html Because I trust the internet (NOT) over my GYN doctor to take care of my lady bits.
As Jillee writes about the man in your life - tell me how I smell:
…this is also one of those posts with great information that the GUYS might want to pass on to the GALS in their lives and possibly earn some bonus relationship points in the process. You decide. :-)
Beaded Toilet Paper Necklace and Earrings. Because nothing says, “I
don’t give a crap about you!” better than toilet paper jewelry. etsy.com/listing/118407588/toilet-paper-necklace LiciaBeads says:
Maybe I should go to bed sooner, but some of the best ideas come up late at night, sometimes while in the bathroom. Use them as a reminder that you need to purchase TP. Remember to check that there is TP in that restroom stall before doing your business. Remind a friend of that “one time that thing happened”. Wear while camping, not all jewelry is suitable camping, but these get the point across.
They are rolled over the top, as this is the proper way for TP to be placed into the roller, but I suppose you can wear it “backwards” if you are feeling sassy… (sorry, it doesn’t unroll).
DIY Make Out Practice Pillow Tutorial from Instructables by instructables.com/id/Make-Out-Practice-Pillow-for-Valentines-Day/?ALLSTEPS The story is that Emily found two suitcases by a dumpster and found CPR dummies and removeable dummy CPR faces - well the nose and mouth parts - and wanted to recycle them. She also has a PDF for the pillow tags.
The best part is the comment section (so I don’t have to say what you all are thinking):
- Hahaha finally R rated instructable love it great job.reminded me of Chuck Palahniuk book “Haunted”,”Exodus” part. Be sure not to lend these to anyone
- ummm??? Creative = yes Disturbing= yes Amusing = Most definitely
- The mind reels. With the zippered side it would be perfect to put a speaker or iPod inside so it could whisper sweet nothings.
Then, the opportunity to add eyes of various kinds is the obvious next step. Glasses? Lipstick? Pierced—nose—lip—septum?
- where are the first, second and third base pillows?
Grumpy Cat Shrink Plastic Earrings Tutorial by craftster. Cute or grumpy?
Beaded Pigeon Poop Brooch at ideaactivator.com/pigeon-poop-brooches. Because instead of real pigeon excrement, we can now permanently wear our lucky pigeon “presents” on our chest or arms - made of “crushed precious and semi-precious gems which sell for up to £2,500”. These brooches were designed by Frances Wadsworth-Jones from London.
Fashion Bloggers are only human. Tip One: Never photograph yourself wearing an awesome outfit in a cemetery. Tip Two: Never photograph yourself wearing an awesome outfit in a cemetery while not giving a fuck (see post below). Tip Three: Never photograph yourself wearing an awesome outfit in front of a Jewish grave on Internationl Holocaust Remembrance Day. Tip Four: Nothing ever dies on the internet.
Date of Post: January 27th, 2014
January 27th, 2014 = International Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Text from the post by That’s Chic:
The contrast of finding myself in a place I never want to be, in an outfit that I will wear for the rest of my life is slightly disturbing. But that’s what you get when you hang out with kids in their teens and want to explore anything and everything around. That though, is a refreshing perspective that you lose as you grow up. And with all the changes I’m implementing in my life, curiosity is back up on the chart of mindfulness. Thank you Aaron and Karissa for reminding me what it feels like to genuinely not give a fuck.